Friday 21 November 2014

John and Bella sitting in a tree - K-I-S-S-I-N-G

At the start of the day (ok the end of yesterday) John Jones is pretty one minded - Bella (and cooking contests) are on his mind.

Step 1: Get a Double bed. There's no marriage without one. At this point, John is keen to keep marital relations until after there's a marital service. He IS old fashioned, after all. Big Hand in the Sky is a little dubious about how likely that is going to be - after all Bella Goth IS a romance sim.

He's feeling a bit lonely, so he asks Barbie over for Advice on beds. What sort of bed, how much should he spend, is a couple of crates for a dresser going to be good enough.

Barbie is of the opinion that if he wanted to get good advice from her, he shouldn't have ditched the whole Farmer takes a Wife challenge for a strumpet who wasn't even included. She suggests that a crate for a dresser is more than an enough for any 'good' woman and a very hard bed is a very good idea. John has lost all bolts for Barbie. It's fairly clear he is Bella-sexual. By the end of the meal they are in negative number relationship-wise.

Seriously John, drooling over Bella in front of Barbie, really isn't good form.

He gets better advice from the online catalog seller, and buys THE bed of choice for fun, romantic times. He also gets an heirloom quilt from a stranger (i.e. me) as a present for him and Bella.

Bella moves in, gets a makeover and spends most of the money she brought with her on clothes that suit a farm and winter. (BHIS note: I will get her better clothes, but she was going to freeze to death in her standard dress).

She is A Bella Goth, not The Bella Goth, so she's never heard of Mortimer, had any kids or been in a relationship with Betty Newbie who kicked out Bob Newbie and left Mortimer wondering what he did wrong. (Sorry Sims1 reminiscing!) This Bella Goth wants to woohoo with 20 Sims while avoiding sexually transmitted diseases, I hope. But was in the green for getting engaged to John.

This should prove... interesting.

Bella takes Mortimer John on a date and the inevitable happens... He promises to feel guilty about it in the morning, but right at the moment he's enjoying himself.

Bella's tip of the day - if you want a date to go rip roaringly well and get a bouquet at the end, seduce them, take them to bed and then woo hoo them to within an inch of their lives.

The good news is that Bella so far is thinking of John even more than John is thinking of her - so that makes it pretty sickening how much they are going to canoodling.

It's winter - and they'll marry in the spring. Assuming that they can have more than 100 simoleons and the City planner builds a place for wedding service and reception.

John will want a church, being traditional and conservative. And maybe a broken toilet for the romance. Not entirely sure what Bella will want.

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